Josh: This Is The Worst Birthday Ever!
Drake: Because You Ran Over Oprah?
Josh: No Because It’s a Little Humid, YES BECAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH!
my name is junie b jones the b stands for beatrice except fuck beatrice i just like b and thats all trigga
werpedturr: tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef thAT I’M A VEGETARIAN AND I AIN’T FUCKIN eating any of those burgers on the grill i’ll have a salad instead thanks